“Changing is always
harder than staying the same.” – Dick Grayson
I've begun this voyage
into the blogosphere with a number of goals in mind=
1) To talk about the way I was raised and the hilarious
cocktail of issues that it has left me with. I hope that doing this will help
me move beyond it all and should also make for some interesting reading (or not,
one can never tell with these things).
2) To offer my flawed and bitter opinion on
various topics in the hope that it makes you laugh, cry or even just think
about general stuff.
3) Drunk Film and TV Reviews. I watch a lot of
crap and feel I can drunkenly review ANYTHING and will valiantly attempt to do so.
4) Share random facts and bits of trivia with you.
5) I will post my terrible short stories. Be
afraid.
“But Peter, you charismatic
stallion” I hear you cry.
“This blog is completely disjointed with no
proper theme. What’s up with that?”
Well, that’s kind of the
point; it’s a mixture of bad jokes, awful puns, drunkenness, Film and TV,
poorly thought-out opinions, useless trivia, clichéd fiction and light-hearted anecdotes
about child abuse.
It’s essentially my brain
as a computer. Imagine Skynet except weirder and infinitely more
pedantic.
I’m in the process of
writing my first “proper” post so stay tuned for that...
...of course nobody might
actually be reading this which is which I named my blog “Screaming into Space”
because that is, essentially, what it feels like.
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