I saw that new picture (http://static.nme.com/images/article/2013IanWatkinsArrestSouthWalesPolicePR261113.jpg) of Ian Watkins doing the rounds and I was wondering... is there a paedophile "uniform" or something? Does a man from the Paedophile Union visit you?
"Hi Mr. Watkins, welcome to the Consolidated Union for Nonces and Twats. Now that you've joined us and are an official card carrying C.U.N.T, we need to talk about your look"
"What about it?"
"It's not really... paedophile enough..."
"Not even with the sweepy teenybopper hair DESPITE the fact that I'm almost 40?"
"No, it still looks a bit -sad aging rocker- and not really -despicable filth that deserves a slow and painful death-"
"Ah, I see... any ideas?"
"Maybe if you cut it short and slicked it back?"
"Won't that make me look like Draco Malfoy?"
"Maybe if you grew a super rapey beard as well?"
"Yeah... yeah I can see that. You're totally right. That would make me look more like the baby raping scumbag that I am"
"Indeed... indeed. Plus, it would make those rock and roll neck tattoos look like shifty pervert neck tattoos"
"It would! Ah, brilliant! Thanks for helping become a proper C.U.N.T!
"Not a problem sir. Before I go, can I check my emails on your laptop?"
"Of course. The password is -Ifuckkids-"
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